Doyle's Nightmare

Travelgate is one thing, but what's Doyle to do when
two of his sugar daddies come calling at the same time?

"They're trying to outbid each other. . . . Both sides are contributing to him, and both sides can't win," said Kenosha County Supervisor Terry Rose, an opponent of the proposal. "And both sides expect his endorsement. How can he resolve that?"

Some people may fall back on policy when confronted with such a terrible situation. Or (I hesitate to even suggest this) principles. Some may even try to do what's best for the State of Wisconsin.

Unfortunately, it doesn't appear any of these are in Doyle's repertoire.

My guess: the one that succeeds in outbidding the other will win his endorsement.